Sunday, May 25, 2008

Saturday in the Park


Quick advice: When your wife is pregnant, tired, and hungry, its important that all communication is clear and understood.

Setting: Washington, D.C.
Characters: The Newcomers. 28 weeks pregnant Taiwanese woman and 32 year old "looks pregnant" male.

Scenario: Pregnant wife, tired and hungry, tells husband she really wants to see the National Mall area. Couple then walk a while to get to the mall. Once arriving at the famed green lawn that stretches from the Capitol to the Lincoln Memorial, wife asks "where is the mall?" Husband says "Baby, your looking at it, isn't this awesome?" to which wife disappointingly says "but I thought it was a mall, with air conditioning, bathrooms, and a food court." Wife is not amused.

6 comments:

ranman said...

Thats not the mall my wife prefers either!

Elissa said...

Ohh poor Ellen I seriously would have thought the same thing and been just as disappointed! Hope you guys are having fun!

Jack & Patty said...

That is very funny! HA!

AnnieH said...

Hi there u two! Ellen you are looking Fab and tired girl. I hope that you are well and we look forward to seeing your cute little one when she arrives. Love to you both! Kevin and I are so excited for you guys.

ranman said...

Trevor dude, we need some blogging. No job, no school. Whats wrong with you?

Rebecca said...

I was going to say something similar to what Randy said.

C'mon Trev, we need you to blog!!